change

import java.util.Scanner;
/**
* Figures out the change required to make the amount input by the user.
*
* @author Self
* @version January 21, 2009
*/
public class ComputeChange
{
public static void main (String [] args)
{
double change;
Scanner [...]

wut

import java.util.Scanner;
/**
* Calculates the sum, difference, and product of two floating point numbers.
*
* @author Self
* @version January 21, 2009
*/
public class Calculator
{
public static void main (String[] args)
{
int num1;
[...]

Blah

Sometimes I feel worthless.
Then I stop and remind myself that we are all worthless.

Race for the most comments ever!

Start counting! Go go go!

Saddest Thought Evar

Imagine you’re 78 or so, and it’s your 60th year high school reunion. You show up, but nobody’s there. Suddenly it starts sinking in that you’re the only person left from your high school class that is still alive.
;.;

Sonnet

Had to write a sonnet. Have at ye.
Unfortunate is Time’s forgotten path
On which memories fade and flowers wilt
Invisible to our eyes, Time’s wrath
She is the basis on which all is built.
Time has witnessed all incredible feats
She has seen the greatest of victories
And left in the conqueror’s wake, defeat
Never known, the defeated’s history.
And so it [...]

Birfdey!

Worship me.

Content!

Ha ha.  Just kidding.
Now back from whence you came, foul demon.

Interesting Analogy

How does a fertilized egg become a human?
Imagine that you place a 1-inch-wide black cube in an empty field. Suddenly the cube makes copies of itself – two, four, eight, 16. The proliferating cubes begin to form structures – enclosures, arches, walls, tubes. Some of the tubes turn into wires, PVC pipes, structural steel, [...]

On Light Bulbs

As yet another light bulb of mine has burnt out, it reminded me of something that was mentioned in U.S. History last year.
As you should know, a lot of the products you buy are consciously designed to become obsolete in a pre-determined time frame.
This can work in one of two ways for a company. [...]